Thursday, January 8th, 2009

A nun’s habit wouldn’t fit the unprepared

College students aren’t typically known for their vows of celibacy and vigilant, die-hard commitment to God.

Of course, there are plenty of religious students at UCLA, and many student-run faith-based organizations.

But let me put it this way: I have yet to see a “Future Priests and Nuns of America” booth on BruinWalk.

According to the Center for Applied Research in the Apostolate, the number of religious sisters in the United States in 1965 was 179,954. In 2005 the number was only 68,634.

Of course, a lot has happened in the U.S. since 1965. The role of women has changed dramatically, so it comes as no surprise that the number would significantly drop.

I’ve always thought about what it would be like to be a nun. I’ve often considered it to be a somewhat mysterious profession, in the sense that I’ve never really understood the basics of the job and the kind of people who decide to choose that career path.

The process to become a nun is hardly easy. First of all, you have to be a baptized Catholic.

And depending on which order or religious community you apply to, you may even need a college degree.

Then you find which order you want to join, stay there for a number of years, go through various training periods, and take many vows.

Even after all the hard work and preparation, the one thing many of the Web sites about nuns have in common are their warnings to prospective faith followers that often people take all the necessary steps to becoming a nun and still find they aren’t ready for it.

I think a lot of people growing up feel fascinated by nuns. After all, what child didn’t grow up singing “I am 16 going on 17” along with Julie Andrews and the other characters in “The Sound of Music”?

Andrews’ character Maria ends up with Georg von Trapp and they live happily ever after.

Perhaps our generation looks at it from Maria’s point of view – that to be a nun would be to give up a lifetime of freedom.

There’s always been an abundance of nun costumes at Halloween shops, with some people making a twist to the costume and dressing up as pregnant nuns. Why are people so interested in them?

By “people,” I mean “myself.”

I started thinking about the application process to be a nun. Then I began to think about what kind of a contender I would be.

To be honest, I didn’t think I had a prayer.

First of all, I’m not a practicing Catholic, so I guess that would be strike one.

Although I was baptized and raised religious, I now consider myself agnostic, so that would be a bit of a problem.

I didn’t know if my life had been too filled with sin over the years for me to be a candidate for one of the highest positions in the Catholic faith.

Flashbacks of 21st birthdays with friends and happy hours at Maloney’s were rushing into my head, but I tried to push them out of the way.

I also had tons of questions in the back of my mind.

Do they give future applicants a lie detector test?

Do you have to be a virgin? Are you allowed to go out to the bars when you’re in a convent? What happens if you have done some pretty over-the-top things in your life? Do they dismiss all that and let you start with a brand-new slate, or do they throw you out of the church and ban you forever?

After doing a little research, I realized things weren’t as cutthroat as I had originally imagined. I found out that you do not have to be a virgin to become a nun, but you do have to be chaste and unmarried.

There are all types of different career avenues you can choose, including doing humanitarian work or working at a Catholic school.

The reason these people choose these lives is because they feel it is their destiny, so they don’t look at it from the same perspective as I do.

When they think of a lifetime of serving God, it makes them excited. When I think about never having the option of getting married and having kids or relationships in my life, it makes me very sad.

Bottom line: It’s a really big commitment, and I wouldn’t be good at it. But I commend those who are.

Do you want to split a six-pack and watch “Sister Act”? E-mail Shackelford at bshackelford@media.ucla.edu. Send general comments to viewpoint@media.ucla.edu.

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